hartochan:

(via mydrunkkitchen)

colfersaurusrex:

I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail

but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person

(Source: rexuality, via corporateclone)

Tags: truth

nadgarstek:

randomwheel:

Ship: Sarah being grossed out by people she has just met but is pretending to be in love with 

(GIF credit: aynesleys-scarf)

I should probably not relate to this as much as I do.

(via corporateclone)

Tags: Orphan Black

faebug:

when you try to push up your glasses but forget you took them off so you just kinda hit your face

(via beensterweenster)

Tags: yup this

painfullysane:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

(Source: spenceromg, via johnbonbustos)

Tags: YUP


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Titty Maylasia will be the death of me.

Inspired by this post [x]. Check out my other Titty Malaysia [x]

Titty Maylasia will be the death of me.

(via genetically-identical)

Tags: this is me

(Source: hobriens, via niehauser)

kingxanxus:

do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back up you just stare at on the ground and think about what a failure you are

(via the-hendrix-childs-lover)

Tags: almost daily

"…that’s that whole ‘nature versus nurture’ question, isn’t it?"

(Source: largeeyebrows, via fy-ellenpage)